Secret Canadian Obsessions: Poutine

So shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art nothing like a summer’s day,
Thou art more glutinous and more squeaky.
– excerpt from Ode to a Giant Poutine, by Mona Awad

From an old Maisonneuve article. Seems to us that the larger the poutine, the harder it is to manage the gravy, which we all know is the key to a successful poutine. But they look happy.